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[09 Aug 2005|11:56pm] [ mood | satisfied ] did anybody ever think long enough to realize that americans landed on the moon for the first time in 1969. 69. 69. i was just thinking of that. and i was also just deciding that i am randomly updating this now because i am a very bored girl. sometimes that is. i wish i was the president of the united states of america. so i could capture you bitches. put you in my dungeon. and do dirty things to you. anybody want to brush my hair for me!!!! cause i dont feel like doing in anymore. 2 + Hump?

[07 Aug 2005|12:34am] fuck Hump?

[01 Aug 2005|10:51pm] [ mood | yay!!! im happy ] ok, so get this... I NEED CORY'S BODY ASAP!!! and i do indeed have a wonderful life. Hump?

[31 Jul 2005|10:55pm] [ mood | crappy ] i can prove to you that the entry below what true. ive spent the last couple hours of my life reading my past journal entry's and leaving myself comments on them. a complete waste of time i know. but i did learn that i had a way better sense of humor back then, and my looks were probably a lot more dashing. but im so much happier now so suck on that suckaz. ok just in case any of you get as bored as i did, feel free to go back by clicking 2 earliers where your journey will begin. it amused me at least. but then again, i doubt any of you will get that bored. am i right or am i right 2 + Hump?

[31 Jul 2005|09:13pm] [ mood | bored ] my life is miserably boring Hump?

[29 Jun 2005|11:03pm] [ mood | enthralled ] this entry was made especially for cory: (and i hope he sees it while im gone not when i get back because then its too late) but... ill miss you a lot while im at the beach. i just left you for a week and now a week later and i have to leave again. i cant say i dont want to be laying on the sand or swimming in the ocean, but i do wish you could be with me. anyway, i love you and what not. i mean i really love you. seriously, i love you an insane amount. as you know. catty, force cory to come over to your house and read this because whenever im there he tells me to write in this thing and i finally did so make him read it 1 + Hump?

holy pirates parrot [29 Mar 2005|07:48pm] [ mood | disappointed ] wow...thats all i have to say is wow. life is crazy life is cruel this spring break is going to be AWESOME though! *big juicy sarcasm right up there* i will miss all of you, and hopefully be seeing you soon 4 + Hump?

why do you treat me so?!?! ....maaaan shit [24 Mar 2005|10:16pm] [ mood | pretty good, pretty good ] i got my braces off. my teeth feel smooth and shiny. its very fun. i ate japanese tonight. who would have guessed they would have changed kyoto's name to koto. not me thats for sure. but tonight was pretty much the best night of my life. that was a lie, but it was OK. I was in pretty much the best mood ever. that was a lie, but i was OK. i did learn some japanese phrases that i am very proud of. let me tell you them: Hello: mosi mosi thank you: arigatou goodbye: sayonara good morning: ohayougosaimasu good evening: kon bahwa good afternoon: kun nichiwa see you agian: matane delicious: oisie your elbows look oisie baby 2 + Hump?

HOOOOOOT new hair!!!! [17 Mar 2005|10:41pm] [ mood | amazingly happy ] today was fun. let me just tell you about it. no school. heck yes. cory went with us to appomatix. mom had to work downtown first though so me malory and cory went to amazement sqaure. cory definately broke the little hang gliding thing...sucka. twas fun though. i felt like a little kid again. weeeeeeeeee!!! then of to the salon. my hair is hot. its got black underneath. blonde and hot red on top. pretty awesome if i do say so myself. me and cory and sarah headed over to cullens. played with the tazer. had a nosebleed. talked about dagrassi. i heart cullen, margo, jordan, catty, sarah, little dave, and even that guy i dont know that came later. i love cory. mall with cory and little dave. dave had to take his bullet belt off. dag yo. i got to see the beatiful baby contest. jordans. jordans face was on the cake. i ate his mouth/adams apple. then big old gay came and yelled at us all. duuuuuuuuuuuumb. basically the whole night is summed up by i am in love with cory. 6 + Hump?

i loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove you [11 Mar 2005|09:24pm] [ mood | chipper ] OK!!! everyone just straight up tell me what you think about me. no planned questions. just sum it up and give it to me straight. i just want to know. and you better tell me something too. and it better be true and not made up. Cory wants my body 7 + Hump?

yeah, you definately dont understand [06 Mar 2005|02:16pm] [ mood | anxious ] i made 40 dollars by just sitting around last night. i went to latin banquent. our slave hated us. i wish i had a slave that loved me. oh wait i do...cory. i hope he sees this...<3 2 + Hump?

[28 Feb 2005|07:06pm] [ mood | groggy ] good weekend for the most part. friday: 2 hours late + talent show made it a pretty good day for school. after, kris and sarah picked me up. we went to vinny's so kris could eat. saw cory in action. got to talk about that delicious yum-yum sauce. after that we went to louis's house. cullen was naked a bunch. i dont know about everyone else but it made me laugh. cory then came but i didnt get to see him much cause i had to go. saturday: cory came to pick me up and we just basically did nothing for a while. then he took me home and i let with catlin, john, and jt up to chuck e. cheezes. that was pretty fun. got some me and margo ventured up into the play set and got to peer down on everyone. saw a little girl that looked like a frog. a drunk or high man was there among the children. he kept flicking the camera off and was loud and such. he got a little too excited when margo sat between the mechanical dogs legs. after that adventure we went to the mall. that was tiring. i got dippin dots and dropped my spoon over the ledge. how sad. i discovered how strong i was on the way back when i was punching louis. sunday: church. then traveling around everywhere to get pictures for my year book application. got some good ones at the grave yard and other pet store. we tried to take a picture of the tattoo people but they wouldnt let us. my mom actually suggested i go under the city bridge and take pictures of the homeless people. later met up with cory and friend and we went to target. and then since no one wanted to hang out with us we went to la caretta. today: boring. cory, cory stinnet, and amber did stop by though. gave cory the pictures. everything will turn out ok. i promise...<3 3 + Hump?

[23 Feb 2005|11:34pm] [ mood | accomplished ] yay! new camera phone plug-in. i can now have many pictures. i even downloaded some onto my myspace. i am clever. 1 + Hump?

this one goes out to louis [22 Feb 2005|09:55pm] [ mood | puzzled ] so today i also got a fortune cookie without a fortune. how much of a coincidence is that. very much so. i guess me and louis lives are both a joke. we should make a club of no fortune. that really is weird though isnt it. me and louis must be very similar. 2 + Hump?

it would be in your best interest to read this. hahahahhahaha [21 Feb 2005|12:07am] [ mood | amused ] so while looking through my computer files to find a work cited page for sarah, i found two completely random and confusing stories. the first one me and sarah wrote out of boredom and stupidity one day. the second one i dont remember why i wrote it. i dont remember writing it period, but it made me laugh..... STORY ONE: A girl and a boy and a apple were once playing an innocent game of solitare, the boy suddenly got hungry so they went to Apple’s in General to buy a bannana. On the way there the boy got even hungrier and couldn’t stand his hunger and stand the wait so he cleaned out his pockets and found a laundry sheet that smelled of orange and he ate it. He wanted something to go with so he ate the apple to make a fruit salad in his stomach. The girl was in disbelief and fainted at the scene. After all the apple was her mom’s other son and the girls brother! The boy was so satisfied with the fruit salad he rubbed his belly and had a gigantic burp from the bottom of his belly! He saw the girl on the ground so he slapped her and threw hot oil on her to try to wake her up. Nothing happened, so he was forced to use plan B…. which was to stick a feather covered in pepper up her nose and scream bloody murder while running around like a banchee! Still nothing happened! So he picked her up, threw her over a bridge, and hope she didn’t land on a rock! Then out of no where her boyfriend, Bobby Joe Gunthry the third came out from the woods and said, “Yo, what you do that for?” He said, “It all started with an innocent game of solitare. I suddenly got hungry so we went to Apple’s in General to buy a bannana. On the way there I got even hungrier and couldn’t stand my hunger and stand the wait so I cleaned out my pockets and found a laundry sheet that smelled of orange and I ate it. I wanted something to go with it so I ate the apple to make a fruit salad in my stomach. She was in disbelief and fainted at the scene. After all the apple was her mom’s other son and her brother! I was so satisfied with the fruit salad so I rubbed my belly and had a gigantic burp from the bottom of my belly! I saw her on the ground so I slapped her and threw hot oil on her to try to wake her up. Nothing happened, so I was forced to use plan B…. which was to stick a feather covered in pepper up her nose and scream bloody murder while running around like a banchee! Still nothing happened! So I picked her up, threw her over a bridge, and hope she didn’t land on a rock! Then suddenly out of no where you showed up! Please don’t hurt me! I was still so hungry I just threw her over the bridge and it was just the hunger taking over my innocent and sexy body! Then Bobby said, “ It’ll be okay as long as we get her to a hospital….inless she dies!! The boy, who did not want to get beat up said, “ We just need something to carry her with.” Then they went on looking and came along a baby carriage. As they made the journey, they made a wrong turn and did not notice so while they were talking they were getting farther and farther away from home. Suddenly they heard a rumble in the bushes, they look and it was an antelope in a polka-dotted dress! Then she said. “Do you happen to have any lemonade on ya?” They looked at each other with weird expressions and said, “Whoopty-do-and how about you?” Then they went along slowly strolling. Whopwhoop whoop shupe the poop! STORY TWO: Once there were two robot aliens from Jupiter. Their names were Blood and Jackle and they were very mean and liked to destroy things. They destroyed buildings, cars and even fellow Jupitians. One day the Jupitian army was sent to destroy Jackle and Blood. An army of three million found the two aliens and fired all of their weapons. The weapons included lasers, bombs, bullets, and missiles. Jackle and Blood were torn apart. All the Jupitians cheered. Years later an evil scientist decided to put them back together. He built them better than they had been before. Jackle had knives, guns, and a laser. Blood had knives, bombs, snakes for toes, and a flamethrower. The scientist put a computer chip in their heads and programmed them to destroy. They went out and blew up one hundred buildings, two hundred cars, and one million Jupitians. All of a sudden the ground shook like an earthquake. A black hole came out of the sky and sucked Jackle and Blood up. The dark hole moved through space and suddenly Jackle and Blood found themselves on earth. They were in the state of Virginia right next to a junkyard. They wondered were they were and started looking for some parts for a spaceship. They found the parts they needed in the junkyard and built a spaceship with bombs and lasers on it. They flew to Washington D.C. and all the humans were amazed to see a real UFO. The President of the United States goes on television to warn everyone that “ We are not alone!” The President meets with the aliens and they tell him that they “Come in Peace.” The word Peace means, “ blow up the earth” to Jackle and Blood. Jackle and Blood release their bombs in front of the President, The White House, and the Lincoln Memorial. The citizens start screaming and running. By the end of the week almost all of the United States is destroyed, except for the state of Florida. Blood and Jackle are tired of firing their weapons, so they decide to build a giant bomb and drop it on the entire Earth. The entire Earth is destroyed. The End 1 + Hump?

hi everybody. ding dong the mail is here. get out of my life. [19 Feb 2005|11:13pm] [ mood | chipper ] im counting down the days till i dont have braces. yep i am. 4 weeks and three days. i was going to get black on this time, to symbolize death to the braces, but i wasnt sure if it was going to be my last time when she asked me what color i wanted, so i played it safe. yesterday seems like a long time ago, but it was fun. went to cory's for a little bit after school. he went to work. i met catty and alex at the school. pretty fun. watched the plays . they amused me. griffin i thought did an amazing job, he was funny. went to lacaretta with alex louis sarah and kris. cory came by. went to danelle's. sad cory could stay longer. but it was fun. today, got up, we all went to sonics. came home and was lazy the rest of the day. oh yeah, cory came by also and made me happy. i love old irish men. i so ate onion rings and mozerella for breakfast this morning...<3 1 + Hump?

ummm...yes, you are a hottie [16 Feb 2005|09:02pm] [ mood | thankful ] so...valentines day minus the last part of the day was amazing. definately minus the last part though. but not counting that last little part, it was the best day ever. i love him. like really. and i heard to day that the band made it into the talent show. this is really grand because it just is. i got to watch them audition to. first we all just walked in and sat down, but they kicked us out. so then we all just snuck our little selves up there into the sound booth and sneakily watched. i have to say it was really fun. alex has the best mints ever...mmmmmmmm. she doesnt even know i know she has the best mints ever because i stole them. actually she does know. never mind. wow that was a pretty amazing day. especially one particular part. today was just interesting because me and sarah changed all the p's to g's when ever we talked. it was gretty funny. once you gog the fun dont stog. my niggles itched all day. 3 + Hump?

bazooka has a boner [13 Feb 2005|03:09pm] [ mood | happy ] yesterday=fun. cory comes and picks me up and tells me we're going to roanoke. I get into the car and find dear sweet catty in there. so we are headed to roanoke, and we just happen to drive past, cory s., amber, kris, josh, and donnie. so we follow them. cory stays at the skate park with the guys and freezes his little ass off as he watches donnies ear get destroyed. me and amber and catty take an adventure to the mall. we shopped, (well i window shopped), and had a grand time. me and catty took a bunch of those free little foot stockings from the shoe place, and i put them on and tried to slid but it didnt work out to good. i did buy one thing though. a present for cory. its the best looking stuffed animal ever, and his name is bazooka. i also bought him a magic towel that grows when you put it in water. its has power rangers on it. go go power rangers! after that we went to chuck e cheezes and amber bought us pizza. they also bought 115 tokens. we put salt and pepper in the boys drinks but they didnt even notice. me and amber and catty raced aliens on bikes and catty dominated. oh yeah...cory definately broke my bracelet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 + Hump?

veeeeery curious indeed [10 Feb 2005|10:35pm] [ mood | curious ] cory has a plan. he has a plan. he wont tell me the plan. i want to know the plan. i dont want to know the plan. i want to be surprized by the plan. i am going to be surprized by the plan. he keeps talking about the plan. he wont tell me about the plan. i am going to find out about the plan...saturday. 1 + Hump?

oh if you only knew boy [09 Feb 2005|10:28pm] [ mood | relieved ] today was the weirdest day ever. it was because school was horrible for a number of reasons. and when i say horrible i mean horrible. i was so sad all day. and i got blue paint all over my sweatshirt, as well as chocolate milk all over my pants. things were extremely weird with cory. but thats all better and ok now. we're just strange people i guess. but yeah were moving past the school part reveiw of this day because it sucked beyond words. so yeah, i go through that hell of school work and rejection, and then i go home and have a pretty amazing time with sarah. that just goes to show you school is the source of all depression. anyway me and sarah danced so much to some jammin' tunes. you should of seen our slick moves. we dominated that shit. then church, i decided (this was greatly influenced by sarah) to face my fears and pray out loud for everyones prayer requests. what a horrible decision. just as i imagined everyone in the room started laughing at me soon after i began. and not just a giggle. they were practically crying. I AM NOT GOING TO PRAY OUT LOUD ANY LONGER. i will get laughed at. favorite saying of the day =ahhh...boner 2 + Hump?

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